A Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent and self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat  on the shores of a lovely pond in a verdant meadow near her home.
The frog hopped into the princesses lap and said,

“Elegant Lady, I was once, a very long time ago, a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the powerful man that I was. Then my sweet, my government shall return and I shall take care of your every need. I will take charge of every aspect of your life, protect you from harm and re-institute all the laws. All you will have to do for this service is to forever feel grateful and happy as you bow to my every demand. It will all be for your own good, for you will no longer have any cares.”

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed froglegs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and said “I don’t fucking think so.”

The End

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